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Posted: September 9st
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teachmehowtoglovie:

EVERY TIME

teachmehowtoglovie:

EVERY TIME

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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Posted: September 9st
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  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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claphne:

child

why u scream

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cointreaucomfort:

Perfect - Bo Burnham

cointreaucomfort:

Perfect - Bo Burnham

Posted: August 8th
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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

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